Thursday, February 7, 2013

Soon To Be Spinster


The first noticeable annoyances of living on my own for the first time in a really long time are, # 1. I can’t zip up my dresses on my own without nearly breaking my arm off. Why do cats not have opposable thumbs yet? Come on ‘evolution’. #2. I cannot reach anything in this apartment, fuck being 5’2, and fuck having high vaulted ceilings. 

Love, Thor

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